-Ask-Monster Pride

When they're young
All Little Monsters learn that they are scary
Ugly, stupid, shunned by Cupid,
overweight, and hairy.

But every Monster needs to find that secret deep inside
That transfers Dr. Jekyl into sexy Mr. Hyde.

All my Monsters are beautiful
Discostoodiful, squarerootiful, oldcootiful

Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car,
Monsters only need to love the Monsters that they are.
Oh yeah! Gaga, dada, jawa, PEACE.